LOS ANGELES LAKERS
#23 LeBron James
Current Small Forward
Three time NBA Champion
Four time NBA MVP
The King
#3 Anthony Davis
Current Center/Power Forward
2012 NBA Draft pick 1st overall
Seven time NBA All-Star
Frida Kahlo gave birth to his eyebrow
#39 Dwight Howard
Current Center
Eight time NBA All-Star
Has five children by five wives
Doesn’t understand COVID-19 or the need for masks
Anti-vaxxer
Kobe Bryant (1996-2016)
Former Shooting Guard
Five time NBA Champion
NBA MVP
Oscar winner
Fluent in Italian
Died tragically in a helicopter crash along with his daughter in January, 2020…(still ugly crying over it)
Lamar Odom (2004-2011)
Former Power Forward
Two time NBA Champion
Was married to Khloè Kardashian for 7 years and appeared on KUWTK and his own show Khloè & Lamar
Nearly died in 2015 after a post-strip club drug overdose, which caused 12 strokes and 6 heart attacks as well as a 3 day coma. Khloè was by his side even after their divorce.
Shaquille “Shaq” O’Neal (1996-2004)
Former Center
Four time NBA Champion
1992 NBA Draft pick 1st overall
As seen on TV in The General Insurance, Icy Hot, and Gold Bond commercials
Magic Johnson (1979-1991, 1996)
Former Point Guard
Five time NBA Champion
1979 NBA Draft pick 1st overall
Contracted AIDS after having a little too much fun with the ladies back in the day
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1975-1989)
Former Center
Six time NBA Champion
Six time NBA MVP
1969 NBA Draft pick 1st overall
Converted to Islam and changed his name, which translates to: Noble one, servant of The Almighty